Edinburgh Fringe

1) Dan Antopolski - "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?"

2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

3) Sarah Millican - "I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."

4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."

7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."

9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."

10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them.

Heart-Warming

Time could be the ultimate alchemist in our lives. Doesn't it make petty things turn into things of gold over time? Only if we could reach ahead a little faster!

After Life

A long and arduous journey is usually just that. Long and arduous. Too bad too many of us never get a chance to experience the time wrap to realize a sense of a shift-able locus of the graspable horizon we are all part of. Perhaps, it isn't possible for a human effort. Termites? Anyone?

So, what am I trying to say here? Honestly, I don't give a damn. I realize that sun rising every day is the only hope we have as mankind. Everything else is just a factor of lobbying by some fraction of the society. People. Insects. People. Rotten. Half baked eggs. Onions. Peel after peel. Nothing.

I guess a Reboot might help.



Yeah, you got that right!