It wants a last cup of coffee
Or a golden key to unlock the air
It wants to listen
See what is missing and put it back there!
May be it's not the key and the coffee,
All it really needs is
a
hello!
hello!
"Long years ago we made a tryst with destiny, and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge, not wholly or in full measure, but very substantially. At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom. A moment comes, which comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new, when an age ends, and when the soul of a nation, long suppressed, finds utterance. It is fitting that at this solemn moment we take the pledge of dedication to the service of India and her people and to the still larger cause of humanity."- Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru
Below is an alleged letter from a 10 year old to Scott Adams (of Dilbert's fame) which finally resolved all his worries about future of mankind and the planet!
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Dear Mr. Scott Raymond Adams,
I am a 10-year-old boy who is an avid fan of your comic series, Dilbert. I know that it has achieved immense fame by the fact that it is shown in over 1600 newspapers around the world (at least, that was the way it was the last time I checked). I still want to know if the Dogbert's New Ruling Class (DNRC) newsletter is still available for new subscribers. I really wish to subscribe, even though it is only tri- or quad-annually, because it seems like it's better to have a regular update about your works and some random stories about people who send e-mails to you than to have to wait for the next book.
Now that I'm done with a proper introduction, I'll move on to more important matters. I like all of your books, but I'm especially intrigued with your philosophical works, God's Debris and its sequel, The Religion War. I like the way that you can exploit Occam's (I hope I spelled that right) Razor to the extent that it sounds refreshing and new, and yet doesn't seem like you're insane. I know that there's a warning in the introduction/prologue of God's Debris about how the ideas in the book are powerful and are not suitable for people under 14. I think that that is complete mish-mash, because, as you said in Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel, people know what to expect in a book. You (probably) won't get sued or ridiculed because somebody's religious parents found out that their children doubt their beliefs now because of something in a book. Actually, the law protects you from that kind of stuff because of the first amendment, which says that everybody has the right to practice freedom of religion, unless it is designed to hurt others, like a cult. You definitely aren't gathering a cult (are you?) right now, so you're completely free to do whatever you want in a book.
However, and this may sound contradicting to what I said in the last paragraph, the ideas in that book are extremely powerful. I wonder if you could incorporate hypnosis into a book, because it seems like you, a trained hypnotist, did. I was completely and totally transfixed as I read those books. The best part is, your (or rather, the Avatar's) explanation of the universe completely makes sense because we can't judge god! That is the one thing that keeps your idea alive! You simply don't know what god thinks like because he is another being, totally different from human beings.
There is only 1 counter to your idea of the universe, and that is if there is an omnipotent god, he would still need something to create him. In a sense, that other entity is the real god, and the one that we worship is only a subordinate. Then, that entity would need another thing to create it, and so it would span infinitely through lesser and greater. The same thing is true about the shape of the universe. I believe that the universe is finite, because if it was infinite, it would have to travel faster than the speed of light and that would rip a hole in the space-time continuum and so would suck all light outside of the universe at infinite speeds as well, forming a huge counter-vacuum that would make the universe uninhabitable because every shred of matter that formed would be sucked outside the universe through the hole in the space-time continuum and cause the universe to oscillate at, again, infinite speeds between infinity and nothing. I could bore you all day with my talks about the universe and all of that uncertain stuff, and I know that you need the whole day to write back to all to your e-mails and draw your comics.
I am an atheist, but my Grandmother is a Christian and my Grandfather is a Buddhist. That is why I could adapt so easily to the idea that god is really only probability and matter. It makes perfect sense!
I have some last questions for you. I would be extremely pleased if you could answer them for me in the e-mail that you (might!) send back. They are as follows:
• Is it true that you have involuntary muscle spasms in your drawing hand?
• Is it true that you once had speaking problems?
• In Pleasanton, California, is it true that you own a restaurant named Stacey's Café ? If so, please note that I lived there before and so would like directions to the place.
• Do you really believe that affirmations can make you achieve your goals, no matter how impossible they are?
Thank you for your time taken reading this e-mail.
Bobby [name withheld]
P.S. Get Google everything. It's better and more hassle-free. I have the Google Taskbar for my laptop and i can open every single thing that you could imagine from it, including the daily strip for Dilbert.
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Weekend log
(based on true fiction)
Location: Kolad
Time: Timeless
Characters:
Amandeep – Arsenal’s no.4
Ankur – smiling Buddha. The smile continues even when he has just lost a cellphone!
Ashwin – the drunkard
Deependra – dancer!
Faraz – The lost brother of Pogu, the deer.
Murtuza – weird
Jimmy – dummy cat
Nagpal – the man who knows everything. But, ofcourse!
Harshvardhan – The foot-bomber
Rebecca – The newsreader
Meenal – Girl with the candy
Sandeep – The kid on the new block!
Shantanu – dumsy boy
Shomik – tiger in the den
Suresh - dreamer
Subrata – the guy who lost everything in the stock market
Prince – the prince
Milind – sensitive girl
Harsh – businezman and a scuba diver from
Dhwani – the princess
Sneha – two tea spoons of sugar
Samir – watchman at a chemical plant who needs to shout just to feel he is alive
Amit – guest appearance
Vinit – guest appearance. Avid reader of books and magazines. Also likes to talk about this habit.
Saturday, 21 July, 9 AM, Vikhroli
Talking about music, I have a sub-story. The title is “Ashwin- the drunkard”.
Below is the conversation between us a day before.
Ashwin: dude, whatsup? I just started drinkin. But wil meet u guys tomorrow morning!
Me: Ok!
@ 12 midnight
Ashwin: dude, am really drunk. There is a lot left! I don’t think I will make it tomorrow morning.
Me: dude, I need you tomorrow morning. Just drink slowly whatever is left. I will wake u up in the morning
Ashwin: Ok!
@ 2 AM
Ashwin: dude, am drunk. In a very bad shape. Am driving to pune with friends
Me: WTF!!! Dude, just go back home.
Ashwin: my friend is crying. I can’t go back. I will start at 4 in the morning and reach u guys.
Me: Ok!
@ 6 AM
Ashwin: dude, my car broke down. Am stuck in lonavla.
Me: Asshole!
The traffic got worse. Everybody was sweating pretty badly. Milind started with his theories on how we could have avoided the traffic if we had started early. All I could do was listen and hope!
Traffic soon cleared.
Hope works!!
The bus started moving at its maximum speed which was around 40 kmph. The urban world soon started fading away and rural
Saturday, 21 July, 6 PM, Sai Farm, Kolad
Everybody settled in. It was too late to visit the waterfalls. Guys chose to play cricket instead. It was a lot of fun! Especially the part where people go to fetch the ball for long periods of time.
The light got poorer by the minute and flood lights came out. It started raining.
It was time for football, ofcourse. The real fun didn’t even begun.
Jimmy drove down with his car along with a fat guy. They call him Ashwin back in the jungle. Imagine a guy, heavily drunk from 2 non-stop days, walking with swagger. He started hurling abuses at everyone and anyone from the moment go. He almost bet Subrata in darting at 10-5 but subbo came back strongly to beat him 20-13!
Sunday, 22 July, 5 AM, Sai Farm, Kolad
Sunday, 22 July, 6 AM
The guide kept on shouting instructions from the back and in the moments of thrill and laughter, they were often missed! It landed us in precarious situations. Ashwin and Milind managed to miss so many of the instructions that after a while, the guide stopped shouting at them!
The hands started tiring. Our team luckily had 7 rafters which meant that only 6 could raft at a time. That gave us room to take some quality rest!
We soon reached the shore. We had to lift the raft onto a small hill and walk further upwards to reach our bus. Luck, as it usually happens, turned a blind eye on us! The bus wasn’t there and we soon found out that the driver was sleeping somewhere away unreachable. We fortunately found Amit’s driver nearby, who btw reached the rafting spot separately in his car, early morning on Sunday. According to him, he got very lucky as he got to raft separately with this beautiful bunch of ladies from
They were not huge waterfalls but were big enough to cool your eyes and mind. Shantanu soon found a hidden spot and I joined him to research it further. He taught me a few things about science and award winning photography and I started admiring his presence of mind!
The cameras started rolling and the flashes all around make it look like a movie shoot!
Sunday, 22 July, 7 PM
The light was fading away. It was time to leave Kolad. The bus started its way back and we soon realized the hunger again! Man, we ate so much!!!!
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Walking into the meadows
I listened to the grass whispering
Silence.
Nothing to hear but everything to understand.
deadlines to meet, oh please!
Vanished into a far away land
They call it Utopia
This vehicle – my body,
engine and headlights on,
ready and humming.
Stop here and listen to the music
There is nothing ahead!